Scentsational London

While Christmas shopping this past week, I came across a candle that was branded as smelling like London: "Tea and Lemon." This got me to thinking about the city I remember, and I have decided to compile a (more accurate) list of potential candle scents for a London line:

• "July Thames"
• "QE II's Hat Closet"
• "The Royal Horse Stables"
• "Kebabs + Chips"
• "Prawn Anything"
• "Harrod's Food Hall at Closing Time"
• "The Queen's Arm's Men's Loo"
• "That Guy in Dreads Dancing to a Boombox at the Entrance to Portobello Road Market"
• "Chelsea Lapdog Excrement"
• "Leicester Square Tourist"
• "Alan Rickman's Musk"

What else? What are some other good scents that would transport one straight to the middle of Piccadilly Circus?